But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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