I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
