margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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