I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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