Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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