quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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