did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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