You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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