we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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