i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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