Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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