How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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