you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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