I wanna bring you to show and tell
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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