Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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