Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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