We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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