Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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