I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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