Do you still have your period?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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