Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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