fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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