Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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