i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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