i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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