Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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