i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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