It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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