Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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