just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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