I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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