Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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