STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Can you bring me the toilet please
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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