5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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