this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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