You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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