Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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