They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize