I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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