that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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