he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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