id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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