You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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