dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
