he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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