I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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