Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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