I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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