you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize