I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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