the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize