I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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