He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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