One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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