I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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