I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We need to get me chipped asap
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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